rpbooks Chapter 747 Corgi Breeding Difficulties
Chapter 747 Corgi Breeding Difficulties
Chapter 747 Corgi Breeding Difficulties
After Martin's selective translation, Xiaolan knew that Shinichi had been a dog for too long and no longer liked himself... Bah, who cares about his liking! But he actually liked dogs!
Now Xiaolan was very anxious, thinking that she had been too harsh on Shinichi in the past few days. She squatted beside Rex who was tied up, and kept apologizing and reflecting on herself.
Mira joined in and played the good guy, scolding Shinichi to Rex.
The Miyano sisters joined in the fun and offered suggestions.
"I think Shinichi-kun is influenced by the reproductive instinct of the dog's body, that is, he is in heat." Miyano Akemi made a scissors gesture: "Here is my suggestion, sexual intercourse is even worse, and it should be permanently cured by circumcision."
Huiyuan Ai said with a cold face, "The book says this is called mental illness, just send him to an electric shock and he will be fine."
Akai mother and daughter watched from the side. They couldn't join in because it was too normal. At least they couldn't understand why they were holding a counseling meeting for a dog.
Rex is scared now, very scared.
It just wanted to clamp its hind legs together, but its two short legs couldn't clamp them together. It could only panic and ask Martin for help: "Woof woof woof woof! (Dude! What the hell is going on? Why did you tie me up again? Why don't you let me pursue love?)"
From Rex's upward perspective, Martin poked his dog head out of Tuji's arms: "【Face the reality, buddy. You can only be arranged into a marriage.】"
"Bah." Xiaolan denied it first: "This guy can like whoever he wants, I don't care. But it can't be a dog!"
A sharp light flashed in Huihara Ai's eyes: Martin's name for this dog... is not 'Great Detective'.
Martin's way of addressing Edogawa and everyone else has always been very consistent. No matter if he becomes bigger or smaller or changes his appearance, he almost never changes his nickname. If he doesn't call him by his nickname... hehehe.
“Woof woof woof! (I’m a dog, so isn’t it natural for me to like dogs?)”
"【Xiao Lan is going to send you to breed with a cat, to breed a new pet that is a hybrid of a cat and a dog. This will perfectly combine the two disadvantages of raising a cat, which requires a lot of time on the couch, and raising a dog, which requires a lot of time on the couch. The cat and the dog will be combined into one and can be walked on the couch directly.】"
"Woof woof woof! (I'm not going! I hate cats!)"
"Even a cat won't do!" Xiaolan said very seriously, "At least it has to be a human, right?"
For example, me, or me, or it could be me...
Rex was stunned. He looked up at Xiaolan and shrank his neck: "Woo... (Isn't this too bad? Isn't this a bit perverted?)"
"It says this is a bit perverted." Martin translated it honestly.
"Of course not for him to be like this!" Xiaolan blushed and shouted, "Shinichi has been a dog for too long, his mind is not clear! Martin, you should change him back quickly."
"I don't have the antidote with me." Huiyuan Ai said at the right time: "If he changes back now, he won't be able to leave the country."
"Why is this happening..." Xiaolan became depressed.
Ai didn't bring the antidote? I don't believe it. Corgi Martin gave Ai Huihara a dog-like thumbs-up: Good cooperation.
Huibara Ai turned her head away, avoiding its gaze and pretending to know nothing. If questioned, she would not admit that she was conspiring with Martin. "Woof woof woof! Aaaaaa! Woof woof woof! Aaaaa! (This place is too scary! I want to go back to Buckingham Palace! I want to see the Queen! I have served the country! I have shed blood for the royal family! You can't do this to me! I want to see the Queen! I want to see the Queen!)"
"Look, the Queen is here. You've seen her before." Martin gestured to Queen Mira. When Queen Mira visited Queen Elizabeth yesterday, Elizabeth must have introduced her favorite chief dog.
Haibara Ai: Queen...so that's how it is.
"What's wrong? Did Shinichi mistake me for Mira?" This time, Martin did not translate Shinichi's words. Instead, he suddenly brought up the topic of Mira. This made Xiaolan wonder, could it be that Shinichi couldn't even recognize himself?
Wait...that's weird.
Speaking of which, it's hard to expect Martin to do anything honestly. Although it's obvious that some of the words he just said were polished by Martin, such as "a dog with status", could it be that the content distorted by Martin is more than I imagined?
Seeing Shinichi still shaking his head in protest, Xiaolan was more inclined to this guess and asked directly: "Shinichi, you answered me with a nod and a shake of your head. Is what Martin-kun expressed really what you meant?"
Rex looked at Martin. Although some of the old man's words seemed to be roundabout, his overall meaning was the same as his. Perhaps human language was too complicated.
So Rex nodded.
"Eh——!" Miyano Akemi let out a surprised cry.
It seems that Miyano Akemi had determined earlier than Xiaolan that it must be Martin's mistranslation that caused misunderstanding to Corgi Shinichi. However, the result now was beyond her expectation.
"【Yo~yo~yo~, Xiaolan! Sister Mingmei! How dare you two look at me like that!】" This gave Martin the upper hand over the two of them: "【In your hearts, am I the kind of person who talks nonsense!】"
"Of course not, how could it be!" They both shook their heads and laughed in denial. At the same time, they complained in their hearts: You are obviously the one!
"I don't care, I'm angry!" Martin immediately cheated and closed his eyes: "I'm sad! Seriously hurt! The kind that can only be healed by kisses and hugs!"
A shadow quickly enveloped Martin. When the Corgi opened his eyes, he found a three-petal mouth rapidly enlarging in his sight.
"[Oh my god, I forgot about you! Wait...]"
"Chi chi chi chi!"
"Puppy is born to be eaten by rabbit! Oh hoo hahahaha, puppy~ oh hehehehe, puppy!! You can't escape!! Hahahaha...hahaha, ha." Akemi Miyano was halfway through dubbing when she found that everyone was no longer watching "Rabbit Eats Dog" and were all looking at her with complicated eyes. After all, she was not as thick-skinned as Martin, and her wild laughter gradually turned into a dry laugh to ease the embarrassment.
Mira stood there in a daze, wanting to say something but stopping herself; wanting to do something, but raising her hand and finally putting it down.
Martin, whose heart was seriously wounded, was 'healed' by the rabbit. The hair on his face was wet and he looked listless.
"Mom, what are you doing?" Sera Masumi suddenly asked.
Everyone turned around and saw Akai Mari holding a Swiss Army Knife, a knife with a variety of additional tools. She was using the tape measure function, pulling out a steel wire with a scale, and repeatedly measuring the struggling Rex, measuring its length, mouth, ears, and tail.
"The dog's neck hair has an indentation from wearing a collar for many years, and the width of the circular indentation does not match Xiaolan's rope." Akai Mary explained, "Plus, its appearance is very familiar, so I measured it. Its height is 28 cm, its length is 45 cm, and its mouth is long... These data are very 'coincidentally' completely consistent with the Queen's chief dog, a Corgi named Rex."
Corgi Martin curled his lips and made a "tsk" sound.
(End of this chapter)