rpbooks Chapter 727 The Laughing Bat: What the hell is this? I've never seen anything like it before!
Chapter 727 The Laughing Bat: What the hell is this? I've never seen anything like it before!
Chapter 727 The Laughing Bat: What the hell is this? I've never seen anything like it before. How do I target it? Urgent!
Hehehe, everything is going according to my plan, the Laughing Bat.
No one understands planning better than the Bat Who Laughs.
The Batman Who Laughs is in a cage not because he was captured, but because he foresaw everything; going to jail is part of his plan.
Look, isn't his Laughing Bat back out all fresh and lively?
The Monitor, that fool, was completely manipulated by the Batman Who Laughs. Previously, Barbatos had the Batman Who Laughs gather intelligence on the Monitor and capture his body while it was traveling through time, intending to use this body and the brain the Anti-Monitor had sold to Barbatos to create a super bomb capable of destroying the multiverse. (Note: For this bomb, please refer to the end of Dark Night Metal, where the Batman Who Laughs pulled it out was stopped by Batman and the Joker.)
Although the Batman Who Laughs always says, "Boss, I'm doing the work you assigned me," and then creates a new folder for Barbatos, it doesn't mean that the Batman Who Laughs hasn't actually harmed the Watcher.
The Watcher lent a helping hand to the Laughing Bat at a crucial moment, treating him as an immune cell that could save the Time Stream. This wasn't a lapse of judgment on the part of the Watcher; it was all thanks to the goodwill the Laughing Bat had cultivated through his previous efforts!
Therefore, the statement that everything was part of the maniacal plan is absolutely true; there was no element of luck involved, it was all meticulously planned.
Once the Batman Who Laughs was free, he turned around and stabbed the Watcher in the back. Instead of maintaining the balance of the entire hypertime stream as the Watcher had expected, he quickly found himself a new master.
Thanks to the Earth-15 event and the current partial collapse of the hypertime flow, the Multiverse Mother Perpetua and the Void Hand have been able to unleash even more power. Nevertheless, they still lack a true agent in the current timeline to carry out their will, to undertake the great task of releasing them, and to achieve the crucial goal of gaining complete control over Barbatos.
This is the opportunity for the Batman Who Laughs, as even their needs are part of his plan.
Oh, of course, the Void Hand and Perpetual Horror have other targets that can act as their agents. While such targets are not easy to find, the Batman Who Laughs isn't the only one. The Batman Who Laughs knows that his niche isn't without alternatives, such as Lex Luthor from the main universe. Although the Batman Who Laughs is confident that he can reclaim his position even if it's taken, it's best to avoid the hassle if possible.
(Note: During the Death Metal era, Luther was indeed the one who initially served as Parm's lackey, but the Laughing Man took over his role.)
So he also prepared a plan to launch a dimensional reduction attack on his enemies on the level of super-time flow and timeline. Hehehe, always one step ahead, has always been so. His understanding of the plan is unparalleled and no one can beat him.
If things go as he thinks, Batman Dragon is currently busy gathering the remaining members of the Justice League, and he is currently racing against him.
Batman Dragon was definitely faster than him. When the World Forgers captured Superman from the main universe, this event was reflected in Batman Dragon's timeline immediately. He learned of this information much faster than the Batman Who Laughs, which is an objective factor.
But that's alright, the Bat Who Laughs isn't greedy. He only needs to target a few of his own needs to accomplish his plan.
Once the Justice League members are dealt with, there's still the Time Trapped. His terrifying, maniacal plan is about to take shape!
I'm in a good mood, laughing hysterically.
The Dark Knights sent out to deal with each member of the Justice League couldn't possibly bring back every member, and The Laughing knew this well. But he wasn't worried about the Dark Knights falling into Batman Dragon's hands. Now that the timeline had broken, Batman Dragon was like picking fruit on the edge of a cliff. If he wasn't careful, the fruit would fall off the cliff. He had no time to even put the snake next to the fruit in his pocket.
This was also part of the Batman Who Laughs's plan!
The snakes only slowed Batman down; when it came to the characters the Laughing Man truly wanted, he always took matters into his own hands. Like Cyborg, whom he's facing now.
A mere Cyborg, how could he be so easy to deal with? To The Laughing Man, this idiot is practically the easiest person in the entire Justice League to target. All it takes is some virus to take him down, as easily as kicking over a scarecrow.
There's also Martian Manhunter from Batman: The Dragon. The Batman Who Laughs isn't sure if the other person is afraid of fire, but the Batman Who Laughs always has a plan.
Even if the opponent is not afraid of fire, he still has a powerful enough mental pollution virus.
In conclusion, no matter how you look at it, the current situation is one of being prepared while the opponent is not, giving me the advantage.
Then he walked out of the passage and saw a huge lump.
This fleshy ball was dressed in a maid outfit, and not only that, it was also quite open-minded.
"..."
Kuangxiao fell silent for a moment, even forgetting to launch an attack.
Through his dark metal goggles, he saw that his target, Steelbone, appeared to be under mind control, currently reaching his hands between the giant maid monster's thighs...
Huh? What is that?
A Brainiac head?
The Bat Who Laughs has seen many evil things, and he thought he was evil enough.
But this is no longer just evil, it's more like...
Nausea.
Taking advantage of the lulls in his laughter and silence, Martian Manhunter frantically swam through the amniotic fluid inside the ventriloquist's belly.
He's now focused on speed; production is already a given, and the weakness is irreversible.
If they can be reborn quickly enough, before the Batman Who Laughs can react, and then regain some of their fighting strength, the battle might still have a chance to turn around!
"Push harder!"
The petite Martian Manhunter launched himself from the ventriloquist's amniotic fluid, desperately trying to crawl out with a frog-like motion. Cyborg reached his hands into Brainiac's mouth between the ventriloquist's thighs, stretched his arms all the way down, grabbed Martian Manhunter's arms, and pulled him out like a radish.
If Cyborg could still control himself, he would definitely feel nauseous, but unfortunately, he only has consciousness now and cannot extricate himself from it.
With a pop, Martian Manhunter was born amidst wild laughter. He quickly urged Cyborg to cut his umbilical cord.
One of the steel bones' hands transformed into scissors, and with a swish, it cut away the umbilical cord and the area between his legs.
Martian Hunter felt a sharp pain, but he didn't have time to deal with the mistake of cutting too much in his haste.
As soon as the umbilical cord was cut, his body immediately swelled up and transformed into a huge, normal-sized body in an instant.
The Laughing Bat appeared before him as if in a flash, and the next moment, Cyborg convulsed and collapsed.
Great, plan works. Cyborg has absolutely no resistance to the virus released by his maniacal laughter.
Then he turned to face Martian Hunter, who had regained some of his strength. The opponent's fist, accompanied by a sonic boom, swung towards the Batman Laughing's head.
Very well, the raging flames ignited the Martian Hunter in an instant, but the opponent only paused slightly before continuing to do as he pleased in the fire, completely unaffected.
"What a nuisance." The Laughing Bat tumbled and leaped, managing to dodge Martian Hunter's attack.
This is practically a basic skill of Batman, "Mortal Bodies." Darkseid, who saw Batman dodge the Omega Rays with his bare hands, now feels exactly the same way as Martian Manhunter.
It's like I can't hit a normal enemy no matter what I do, it's like a ghost.
The Batman Who Laughs used Plan 2, and in an instant, his mind was forcibly connected to Martian Manhunter's mind through the Dark Goggles.
The Batman Who Laughs intends to use his manic mind to directly infect telepaths like Martian Manhunter. This kind of madness is a potent poison to any telepathic user, and the metal of the Dark Multiverse will ensure that the other party cannot break the connection with him.
All you need to do is pollute with your own thoughts...
Like the Joker, the Batman Who Laughs's mind is like a giant, bouncing, chaotic circus. However, unlike the Joker's simple chaos, this circus is filled with an aggressive, military-like discipline.
then……
The chaotic circus troupe then stumbled upon a group of pregnant, middle-aged, and elderly white men and women servants.
What nonsense is this?
The Batman Who Laughs had never seen such a chaotic inner world. All sorts of bizarre tentacles and fleshy lumps grew on the bodies of these monsters dressed as maids. As soon as the Batman Who Laughs' consciousness deepened, he saw an old man and a maid suddenly take off their tops, revealing a body of fat, like a balloon, covered in wrinkles, black hair, and two black hairs. And then...
He suddenly shook his body, and in a mere half-second, all the fat gathered on his stomach, then turned into a ball of flesh, rolled up his chest and cheeks, and fell off his buttocks. The super fat man instantly transformed into a handsome man dressed as a maid with eight-pack abs.
Then the muscular man stood up and shouted:
"Oh my god, this is terrifying!"
The whole scene was filled with absurdity and chaos, with the circus members jumping and hopping around as if nothing could pollute it.
The Laughing Bat was forced to leave, and as he looked at the unharmed Martian Hunter, a question mark slowly appeared above his head.
The evil Batman Dragon has subjected all his teammates to sinister human modifications, making them completely different from their original selves. As a result, most of the Batman Who Laughs' methods targeting the Justice League members have become ineffective against Batman Dragon's Justice League.
The Bat Who Laughs wasn't stupid. When he saw the ventriloquist maid next to him, panting heavily after giving birth, he realized how he had gotten into this strange state.
The opponent has essentially fused the ventriloquist and Martian Manhunter into a single, mentally integrated being. The ventriloquist's mental abilities, combined with his mental illness, have become an invincible mental barrier for Martian Manhunter. Breaking through such a mental defense is virtually impossible.
Give the Batman Who Laughs time, and he might be able to do it, but clearly not now.
The Bat Who Laughs wasted no more time. He had originally intended to use targeted methods to end the battle quickly, but now he had no choice but to resort to his last resort.
As he dodged Martian Hunter's attacks with his hind legs, he slapped his all-purpose belt, and in an instant, a little sprite with pink lightning flashing all over its body jumped out.
This is a weapon from King Robin's All-Purpose Belt, an imprisoned little sprite, a five-dimensional being, equivalent to a weakened version of a bat mite or a troublemaker. In the main universe, this sprite obeys the orders of the superhero "Johnny Thunder" and has performed many great feats in the superhero team Justice Society.
But now, a portion of this little elf's power was captured by King Robin in the Dark Multiverse, and eventually fell into the hands of the Batman Laughing, becoming his tool.
The reason we don't use the term "slave" is because of a key characteristic of Thunder Sprite:
This guy has little self-awareness; he basically does whatever others tell him to do.
Correspondingly, when you give him orders, you must be specific, otherwise this fool might not understand what you are supposed to do.
"Keep Martian Hunter bound alive," the Laughing Bat commanded the Thunder Sprite.
The next moment, Martian Hunter found himself behind a coffee table with small cakes and refreshments on it.
Isn't this the perfect combination for afternoon tea? Even in the Dark Multiverse, Thunder Sprite is still a kind enough five-dimensional sprite. He instinctively interprets and thinks about his master's commands in a better and more friendly way. He realizes that he needs to give the other party a qualifier in order to give him the power to attack.
"No, I want you to completely and forcibly bind him!" The Batman Who Laughs modified his command again, then added, "Bind him with the best method you can think of."
Immediately afterwards, Martian Manhunter was tied to a bunch of balloons in a very strange position, along with the ventriloquist next to him. Half of his head was forcibly stuffed into the ventriloquist's lower body. In the eyes of the Thunder Sprite, the ventriloquist and Martian Manhunter were now completely the same person, so if his master wanted to tie the other to the balloons, then they had to be tied together.
I demand that the best way to restrain Martian Manhunter is to make him return to the place where he came out. That would be the best method of restraint.
So Martian Manhunter unfortunately returned home, but he struggled desperately, and with a vomiting sound from the ventriloquist's Brainiac head, he emerged again.
I'm almost numb from watching The Bat Who Laughs.
This is clearly why he doesn't want to use the Thunder Sprites unless absolutely necessary; these five-dimensional beings are completely different from fourth-dimensional beings in many ways of thinking.
"I require you to keep him within a huge, incredibly sturdy cage, one that cannot be breached in any way..."
After several revisions, Martian Manhunter was finally put into a cage as desired.
The Batman Who Laughs let out a sigh of relief, but the next second he saw the space beside him tear open, and a centipede-like Flash with many legs chased after another Flash.
He laughed wildly: "?"
What the hell is this thing?
(End of this chapter)